14 September 2007

BREAKING NEWS - STEELER NATION

***Breaking News...
Cleveland, Ohio

The Pittsburgh Steelers have been arrested in Cleveland.

After the Michael Vick affair, the NFL and all local police agencies are
cracking down on dog-fighting and animal abuse.

In concordance with such policies, the Pittsburgh Steelers have been arrested
for beating 53 brown dogs.

The dogs seemed to have no ability to fight and as such, werethoroughly beaten
by the Steelers.

Authorities say the beating was so bad, the entire city of Cleveland may need
counseling.

There have been no remarks from the Steelers...


***thanks Angela!

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